December 2011
166 posts
Dec 31st
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When your parents wake you up in the morning...
Expectation: Reality:  ^ This.
Dec 31st
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When you and your friend notice you're about to...
Dec 31st
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When you were little and you missed the ice cream...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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“For her birthday, Dana’s brothers had given her a B.B. gun and were showing her...”
– Margaret Scully, One Breath, the X-Files (via epic-rewatch)
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Since she met Mulder, her nights were never the...
dontgiveuponamiracle: - Please Mulder, let her sleep!
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Reblog if you joined Tumblr thinking you'd never...
absolutezerification:
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Watching the season six finale of Bones where...
My reaction the first time watching: *so happy at this point, I’m crying* Watching it now, for the 343495 millionth time: Me: “They had sexxxxxx. They had SEXXXX. SEXXX. SEXYYY TIME. They did ittttt. Uh! Uh! Oh yeahhhhh!” *dances* My boyfriend:
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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The "gay" moments you have with friends.
You see your friend and you’re like: And they’re like:
Dec 18th
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When a teacher is talking about her kid in class,...
br0ther: “OH GOD. YOU HAVE SEX.”
Dec 18th
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When you walk in the class, and you see a...
scriptures:
Dec 18th
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If two sets of identical twins married eachother...
lmaogtfo:
Dec 18th
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When closing a program that won't respond...
“Program is not responding” Us: Program: Us:  Program: Us: FINE. I’ll close you down. Show you who is in charge. Program: Us: CLOSE DOWN. YOU BITCH. Program: Us: That is it. I’M BRINGING OUT THE TASK MANAGER. Program:
Dec 18th
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I love it when food packages say something like...
Cause I’m always like “Bitch I think you meant I get seconds.”
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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